A little meme time. Rules, etc., at the end.

"I heard you were dead," the mountain of muscle said. "Yeah, I hear that a lot." This awful government issued cigarette tastes like hell. I'd quit, but what would be the point? By my watch, I have sixteen hours, nineteen minutes, and a handful of seconds left to live. I light another. "Did I ever tell you how I got this eyepatch?" "No, you nev..." "See, it happened a long time ago. I was a