STUPID HEADLINES 052415
It’s time again for
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
One headline may be fake. Guess the fake and win a mention and a WHOOP-TEE-DOO. None of the above may be a correct answer.
One headline may be fake. Guess the fake and win a mention and a WHOOP-TEE-DOO. None of the above may be a correct answer.
Comment moderation is on for one day.
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Nigerian restaurant shut down for serving human flesh – People got suspicious when the menu had Filet Moulinyan and Croquettes de Caucasian.
Nigerian restaurant shut down for serving human flesh – People got suspicious when the menu had Filet Moulinyan and Croquettes de Caucasian.
Al Sharpton’s daughter reportedly sues NYC for $5M after spraining ankle – At least she waited until after she sprained her ankle to sue.
Why do men exist? Scientific study offers an explanation – Turns out that without men women can’t reproduce which does not work out very well for the continuation of any species.
Out of 136 online dates, this woman gets no second date – Woman scientist is apparently too busy studying why men exist.
Walmart's profits hurt by wage hike for employees – Pissing off the stock holders makes it official, now EVERYBODY hates Wal-Mart!
Wisconsin police woman claims abduction by aliens - Copin saucer?
Michigan police clock speeder doing 153 mph in Dodge station wagon – Apparently the kids were late for school.
More sex can make you less happy – Especially if it is your partner and someone else.
US sending 1,000 rockets to boost Iraqi forces in ISIS fight – Rockets! That is quite a boost. Wouldn’t they be more mobile in tanks and humvees?
Why we should beware of the number 2,147,483,647 – It doesn’t scare me; in fact I have always considered this to be my lucky number.
Capitol Police set for toilet training after breaking ‘rule number one,’ leaving guns in lavatories – This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for fighting, this is for number one…but how do you leave it in the bathroom?
California busts $14M scheme to bring cans, bottles in from Arizona for recycling – “NEWMAN!!”
Semi Crash Spills Millions of Bees On Washington Highway – Good thing it wasn’t a full crash!
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Last week’s fake was:
Nebraska man has pinky toe transplant to replace injured ear – He is still deaf on that side, but complains of hearing “wee wee wee” on his way home.
AND THE WINNERS:
I think it would take a big toe to replace an ear, not a pinkie toe.
sheesh. i got nuttin... gonna choose pinky-toe for ear replacement, crank.
To Nebraska man has pinky toe transplant to replace injured ear, I say, "What?"
I am going with "Nebraska man has pinky toe transplant to replace injured ear" for this week. It would make a really cool ear.
I have to take the Pinky Toe Ear as fake. They're not even similar! It's not like a big toe becoming a thumb, or growing a fake ear under the skin of your forearm. I know that can be done, but I've never seen a pinky toe ear. It won't know whether to secrete wax or toe jam!
I'm gonna say the pinky toe; I've heard of big toes being transplanted for thumbs, but a pinky toe and and ear. . . they don't match up. . .
Nebraska man has pinky toe transplant to replace injured ear is my pick. It doesn't even make sense Cranky.
ONLY 4 PEOPLE GUESSED WRONG
Go visit all the winners and tell them this one was too easy!
COME BACK NEXT WEEK FOR MORE
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