Jumped up and bit him on the ass

Bush owes his infamous presidential career to the events of 9-11. Without that horrid event I think he would have been toast way before his first term was over.

With the Dubai deal, his sowing the seeds of fear came back to bite off a chunk of his ass.

Then there was Harriet Myers. Her nomination also came back to bite off another chunk.

Then there was Katrina. All his talk about improving homeland security took its own big bite and another chunk.

Now the war in Iraq and spreading freedom and democracy has taken another giant bite, and yep, another chunk was gone.

His polls are falling faster than ever. Ladies and gentlemen, we now officially have a half assed president.